December 10, 2009

Attack of the Ketchup Monster

The scene: A quiet Friday night. Tired after a long week, the parents opt for an easy dinner from The French Fry Store. The older child eats his food quickly so he can start watching Cars. He insists that the father come down and watch the movie with him, because the bright road racers at the beginning of the movie scare him. The mother stays upstairs with the youngest. With the youngest quiet in his high chair, the mother relaxes and loses herself in a magazine.

That’s when he strikes! You must always be on guard against the ketchup monster!

Ketchup Monster


Written by Brian Dewey.

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